how old were you when you first tried THC?
It was not until my freshperson year
at the University of Michigan
when you could not go from one end of any dorm
to the other
without inhaling that not really oregano oily fragrance.
Why were you such a late bloomer?
As I recall,
back in premillennial times
those who were high school pot heads
were recognized by all,
as destined for malodorous lifetime outcomes,
if not outright sociopaths
then at least hopeless malcontents
without civil redeeming value.
So how did all that play out?
We were correct
in these pessimistic predictions
at least in large part.
You don’t sound surprised,
as I so hoped you might.
those of us who waited
until we had high school graduation credentials in hand
fared about the same unremarkable neither better or worse,
certainly not rewriters of history
as far as I ever heard.
although I might well be mistaken,
those who self-promote
as never having inhaled
either sooner or even much too later,
have outcomes possibly least happy of all,
except for those who also
have not found enough real food to eat
or too much booze to drink in one remorseful night.
I hope that is a population of zero
in my postmillennial era.
Watch out for those who deny evolution as evil.
They are those least likely to learn
from our mistakes,
thereby proving the foolishness
of their own anti-evolving theories
about traditional unchanging consciousness
and humane nature
and EarthMother’s sacred spirits,
inhaling to exhale,
reweaving nature out with nurture in.