By this GoodYear,
invest in this Good 20/20 eco-political Year,

Buy for yourself,
cash in advance powerful traction!

Buy for your kids
with balding tires
and scratchy heads!

Buy for your friends
for future skid-free insurance
protecting from washed out futures!

Store them in your garage
your kids’ sheds
your neighbor’s extra bed

Wheels to co-empowerment,
even, and oddly, those
you may not need
for yet another green climate decade.

Light speed
is to power
as green enlightenment
is to 2020 empowerment.