Dear Tenants,

If you are not a global citizen

then you do not reside here.

Your vehicles,

and your extractive habits of siphoning and fracking my resources,

your competitive lose-lose nationalistic economy,

and your toxic egocentric culture

are prohibited by our mutually cooperative lease

on polyculturing life.

Please stop peeing and pooping in my water,

while starving my malnourished soil.

How would you like it if I took a crap in your blood-stream

and sucked dry your soul?

Please turn down the volume

and turn up some compassion.

Breach of globally contracted mutual respect and integrity,

need I remind you?

is far more than sufficient cause to evict

your not-sorry-enough ass.

Namaste,

Landlady Gaia