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The Princess Psychiatric Appointment

So, Yang,
who would you like to meet
your psychotropic doctor today?

[no answer]

I’m hoping Princess Yang
will speak with us today,
because she is my favorite,
I must confess
this PositivEnergy bias
for conserving nutritional activities,
nurturing co-relationships,
cooperative ZeroZone centering balance.

Hi,
I’m Princess Yang,
and Princesses are always kind
and never declare wars
and threats against
all the little people,
aides and helpers,
parents and teachers,
staff and employers
and employees,
and other forms
of flowing DNA roots
and green therapeutic RNA shoots.

Well, thank you
for showing up
and telling us far more about Princesses
than we might have been curious
to definitively know.

Perhaps you would be so kind
to share with your non-violently therapeutic doctor,
How do Princesses
most appreciate being approached
by loyal servants
and nurture conserving activists
of and for
WinWin royal behavioral ecopolitics?

Princesses like to be asked
before others approach,
with pleases and thank yous in place,
especially if bearing too hot food
or beverages.
And Princesses prefer “Not just yet”
to “No! Don’t even think about it,
Dracula!”

And
how does Princess Yang
teach her loyal subjects
and playful dancing and singing staff,
how she prefers to be greeted?

Princesses
like to hug your neck
and kiss your forehead
when we know and love you already.
Otherwise
we prefer fist bumps
and high fives
and will tolerate
hand shakes
although sometimes these hurt
our not quite right and left hands.

And how does Princess Yang
think and feel about her not quite right and left balancing hands
and eyes
and ears
and feet?

Princesses do our best
to assume WinWin.
All LoseLose appearances
to the contrary
and disappearances
are for healthy happy further negotiation
for both Princesses
and loyal cooperative subjects.

And who and what are
Princess Yang’s
most loyal subjects?

Well, not math
or reading.
Other Princess Yang advocates
are my favorite subjects,
like you
KingDaddy.

But,
Princess Yang,
do you think there could be
more than one KingDaddy
for you?

Only one for each Princess.

And how many Princesses
would you say
you have met?

Maybe one or two
at school
on a really good day.
The rest are all Older Queens
and Prince Alarmings.

And how does Princess Yang
think and feel about Older Queens?

Like they should ask permission
before they approach
like Prince Alarmings.

And KingDaddy,
should he ask permission to approach?

Yes,
but Princesses
also like Kings and Prince Charmings to sing
and dance toward them
without asking OK first.

Does Princess Yang
prefer the way Donald John
sings and dances,
or Barney bays
and prances?

Barney!
Princesses
do not ever want to see
KingDaddy Donald dance
or hear him sing–
Never!
And he should learn to ask
before approaching
and speaking about Princesses
to WinLose medication legislators
and LoseLose GunRights Activists,
about EarthTribe FirstRights Conservationists.

Anything else for the doctor today?

Thank you for listening
and staying away.
I bought you an apple.

You brought me an apple!

No,
I bought you one
but then I ate it
before we got here.

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