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Gay Yeast Ginger Bread

I know something about being a GLBT Ginger,
the undress and redress of our left leaning politics,
like sacred naked communion
for Therapeutic Warriors.

At my best,
when adolescence urged HisHer ugly ambiguous head
through pubescent tail,
I wondered if other fire redheads
and sun speckled skins
felt this co-passioned love,
desire beyond procreative need
to touch,
embrace,
to smell,
to taste,
but not to own.

How could I have known
difference between my Ginger sensuality
and gay male nervous sexuality
without more comparative communion?

Although,
in hindsight,
perhaps not quite so much commingling
of sacred elements
I invested with integrity
for sorting out these red
and blue-black,
purplish and heated
ultra-violet distinctions
of warm wet rainbow Gay ecopolitics,
with Ginger red-yin differences,
influences,
tinctures seductive and reductive,
distinctions inductive and deductive;
Integrity of wild red unrest.

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Reconnecting Religious Energy

I’m actively hoping
Christian communities,
all good-faith communalites,
are SacredLove already immunized
and committed
and totally invested
in favor of restoring profound Energy
and Nutritional Grace
Democracy.

I hope we are already becoming
Good Shepherd CoMessiahs
Bodhisattva Warriors
and EcoTherapeutic Yogis
within our own natural-spiritual SacredEnergy development
already SecularLeft with SacredRight sold on
economies for healthy ecological nutrition,

Not racist and supremacist nations,
but polycultural and polyphonic communities.

Not ethnocentric and anthrocentric,
but ecocentric and SacredNutritional.

Not sexist and foolish ageist,
but healthy sensed and wisely pledged
to Sacred EnergyIntegrity.

Not monocultural and monochromatic engendered
but multicultured,
unbiassed.

I hope we are prejudiced
in favor of non-violent WinWins for All EarthTribes

And I hope we are unlovely
in response to LeftBrain dominant
NakedPlutocrat practicing darker arts
of EitherOr Deductions,
tolerating WinLose suboptimizations,
cognitive-affective dissonance,
smothering ourselves with ugly patriarchal and fascist inequalities of Energy,
fueling a violent overheated YangCarbon infested ecosystem
unraveling
while continuing LeftBrain retributions to punish ourselves
with past karma desecrating sins.

So, you’re suggesting
that secular Energy and SacredNutrition Leaders
and followers
have bad-faith excommunicated ourselves
as we continue avoiding
co-redeeming Energy invitations
through Holy CoOperative inspirations,
incarnations,
WiseElder RightBrain Relationships
within Gaia’s ancient exegetical EarthSoul Grace,
AnimaMundi’s natural LovePlace?

Well yes,
but it works better
as harmonic polyphonic LeftBrain song
with polypathic RightBrain dance
through cooperatively-owned energy-nutrition networks
of slow-growing secular-sacred dipolar democratic nature-spirits,
Ego with SacredEco CoOwnership
of Earth’s CoPresent EnergyConsciousness.

This song and dance
seems unlikely strength of fluid integrity
for Sacred Gaian Matriarchs of Yin,
LeftBrain deductively reduced to milking cows
and hopefully rutting well-sexed bitches.

Yes,
more of a Sacred DNA-RNA
Patriarchal-Matriarchal ReCreation Story
of BiLateral Love.

Like Adam co-owning with Eve’s warm-wombed vocation
reforesting EarthParadise
through Energy-Nutrition
ZeroZen Integrity.

So now you’re hoping to convert Christians
to accept Buddhism
as equal
and not so separate?

No,
Christians who are Advocates for Positive Energy-Nutrition Optimization
are already growing complexly filled
with ZeroZen Polyculturing Intent
of WiseElder Holy Matriarchal Spirit
co-arising Holonic Patriarchal Nurture,
ergodic-nutritional rhythms
and fertile flows,
dances and patterns,
regenerations and symmetries of life
and space
and analogy
and ecology
and phylogeny
and homology
and nature-spirit nondual analogy,

Left with Right cooperative
mindbody spiraling consciousness,
both MadBull Energy
and SacredCows of NurtureFlowing Health.

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On Christ’s Continuing Conversion

It has been asked,
sighed Gaia,
if I would convert Christians
to Taoists.

So, what did you say?

I suspect better Christians,
Christians with more humble gratitude
for God’s actively loving Grace
restoring ecological mercy
more than punishing injustice,
would also be better Taoists
than I have ever been.

Why?
What do you feel is so remedial
about your state of Taoist incarnation?

Not sure.
But I think it has something to do with a bitchy cow.
A SacredCow
of learned fears
and cosmic calls for better Anger Management,
absorbing economic and political risks
by defusing competing anti-ecological opportunities
toward insufficiency of any futures for All
sacred EarthTribe.

This SacredCow
might be iconic of MotherEarth,
with Her sacred yin-darkface on?

My ZenZero EarthSoul
of a Matriarchal SacredCow
cries out like Job
to Goddess Gaia,
in a disturbing Zoroastrian accent,

For which CoMessiahs have you brought us
to this incarnation now?
Who has shaped us
as we have become?

Anger and fear,
hatred and hypocrisy,
aggression and self-righteous inquisitions,
accusations and violence,
RightWing slavery and rape
punishingly ride me
like a RedState predator’s too long-suffered invasion
of basic matriarchal-yin dignity.

So, please and thank you,
open sesame Gaia’s AnimaMundi Womb.
Reveal our restorative good shepherdness,
our deliverance
from Bullish Yang’s desecrating supremacy!

Quite an intercessory prayer
for a practical ecologist.
Is your SacredCow
still alive?
Is it possible
we live in and through suffering Shepherdess Gaia?

Are Christians already graced beyond self-immunizing measure
through Her sacred EcoPolitical Energy-Nutrition Abundance,
wating at Revolution’s Hand?

As below,
So above.
We are in AnimaMundi’s sacred co-presence
as MotherEarth’s experience,
natural development,
spiritual incarnation,
live within our health-wealth
EgoNature-EcoSpirit consciousness,
awareness,

Noticing,
listening for non-violence restoring peace-filled resonance,
speaking through Christian polyculturing accent,
Traditions of Earth’s divinely created Grace without
as Holy Matriarchal Spirit,
love restoring nature/spirit experience,
growth,
development,
regeneration within,

Then walking our Christian through Taoist talk,
wealthing our Christian-Zen multiculturing
creolizing
transformational
restorative
Ego-Eco justice health.

Was that a wending
your wu-way
saying you’re ambivalent
about whether your SacredCow will continue
to fast-fade forward,
increasingly more dead than EarthBound alive?

God’s Holy Matriarchal Spirit
of nourishing energy
must not anti-democratically fade
through fear
of too-silent RightBrain
Health-Wealth SacredCows.

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Trump on Corporate and National Disaster Management

Resilience planning
is to Disaster Management
for a crippled community,
As Permacultural planning
is to Anger Management
for growing Ego Resilience.

When WinLose cards are dealt
by climates of dominating and emerging pathology,
Disaster and Anger Management present necessary
short-term skills,

But, insufficient when cooperative WinWin cards
more normatively resume,
Occupying humble gratitude
for polypathic polycultural outcome prospects
within each healthing community

Habitats committed to resilient just-proportional restorations
derived from diverse multicultural experiences,
reflections,
discernments,
histories dense and deep
of ecological modeling,
co-relational listening,
synergetic learning,
integrity speaking,
acting,
co-integrity evaluating,
researching and redesigning democratic trust,

Re-evaluating
for next SpringTime’s nutrition nurturing crops,
investments,
of time and talent
and wisdom’s tokened treasures.

Experience,
historical through futuristically imagined,
of WiseElder Being
most resilient with other polyculturing WinWin Planners
teaching by sacred deep learning ecological example,
mentoring through co-relational WinWin restorative instructions

EarthSoul Wisdom remembers-religions-reconnects
our DNA-RNA Solidarity constructions,
reweaves our historical yet also copresent company,
phylogeny,
homology,
memory,
biology,
sociology,
ethology,
theology
as multiculturally accessible to all interdependent Species
still breathing back in Yang’s pure-fired air
equivalently empowering
exhaled incarnations YinYin
harmonic flows of synergy, integrity,

Polypaths of c-squared power
and healthy speed of bilateral breathing light

Light polyphonic Eulerian-Fullerian
Prime notnot (0)Core CoRelational Functions

Octaved light
double-binding temporal dipolar
holonic
spiral flow-functioning fractals.

Yang with understoried dipolar Yin
and not so much LeftBrain monoculturing dominant
against
WinWin YangYin
and more resiliently and articulately against
LoseLose PatriarchalYang v. Matriarchally RestorativeYin.

Where Yang could be Uracil and Thymine Solidarity
as deep learned from Yin’s double-binding Cytosine,
recomposing notnot (0)-Sum
paying forward grace of EarthSoul positive karma,

Folding–Covering
UnFolding–DisCovering
ReFolding–ReCovering-ReStoring-ReGenerating
PreFolding–co-empathic recombinant ReVolutionary WinWin Design–
fractal transformations through humbling gratitudes
of secular/sacred resilience.

Resonant enculturations,
FourSeasons with ethological polypathic reasons,
aesthetic restorations of sacred Beauty,
ethical reweavings of secular PolyPathic-PolyPhonic Truths
of Tao TippingPoints

Wu-Wei
WinWin EgoEcoBalancing
Wisdom literatures and alliterations,
ecologies and analogies,
nurturing and nutritioning
community
and personal
resilience.

Which is just the WinWin opposite
of Trumpian Anger and Disaster MisManagement.

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Defining Trumpism

Let’s talk today about Trumpism.

If this is a new word,
how is it different and the same as
Fascism?

Who is a Trumpian
more than a Republican?
Or do these two labels
show the same angry face
about a Crippled America
to you?

I see U.S. Trumpians
more likely to identify themselves as evangelical Christians
than as racists
and fascists
and sexists
and homophobes,
yet so afraid of the secularizing powers
of non-evangelical nonChristians
that they support racism
and fascist monoculturing nationalistic
and fake-patriotic
and fake-pietistic religiosity,
without thought of hypocrisy,
avoiding this walk of co-messianic suffering civil service
for all God’s EarthBound Sacred Creation.

I see U.S. Trumpians
as fascists waiting in fundamentalist befuddledness,
inadvertently secularizing the patriarchal-dominant RightWing
respect for Elite Pharisee Lives
more than Sacred NonElite in HolySpirit collaterally damaged
just war deaths.
Probably not what Jesus had in mind
for his One AnimaMundi Body.

Made First in UJSA
by rabidly competing LeftBrain Yang dominant supremacists
fueled by fake histories
and FakePiety Stories
substituting for healthier
and classier
Creation Stories,
U.S. Trumpians remain infested with yin-suppressive
retributive WinLose anger
and rage
and PTSD rabid justifications
for global absence of RightBrain’s
Traditionally Orthodox
sacred eco-consciousness
of AnimaMundi interdependence,
regenerativity of democratizing health
morally and aesthetically preferable
to degenerativity of colonizing pathologies,
the ecopolitics of over-populated pirates,
and not quite so much Suffering Public Service.

Meanwhile post-millennial Elder SacredRight mindbodies
steadfastly remain built of nature-spirit nutritional health
reminding us of Golden Rule and Ratio and Elixir
Democratic EcoPolitical WinWin
Ancient CoArising Trusts

Great transitional loves,
Wondrous ways,
Awesome truths,
Regenerative lives
restoring AnimaMundi
ego-ecosystemic justice,
within as without

Non-violently restoring peace
actively implementing self with other cooperative governance.

Democratic governance
complying with divinely-inspired
and also secularly enlightened humane
Original Democratic Creolizing Intent.

YangPatriarchal-YinMatriarchal
Ego-EcoSystemic equivalent
notnot SacredZen Zero,
if I’m adding that up left-right rooted.

I think we need ProEcological Economic Schools
and Tao balancing parents,
mentors teaching ego-ecoconscious development
speaking,
listening to co-arising AnimaMundi
as Sacred ElderRight times
for establishing revolutionary multicultural democratic forms,
forums,
formal frames,
functions,
flows,
fertility,
fecundity
and cooperative polypathic ownership practices

Allowing
inviting
gracing
equitably integrating
synergetic humane-divine
secular-sacred maturation of this species
of nature-spirit
co-arising LeftYang-RightYin
Ego-Eco restorative justice
for Holy Bicameral Balancing Spirits

Kind of Gaian Polypathic Left as Polyphonic Right,
if you know what we mean together,
co-arising future Sacred WiseElder mentors
teachers,
preachers,
parents,
public co-messianic servants,
Bodhisattva ReStoration Warriors
of and for EgoEco Justice.

All of which doesn’t look like
emerging RightWing Trumpian Fascism.

Or sound like monoculturing nationalistic supremacy.

Or even smell like healthy green-blue AnimaMundi.

I know what you mean.
It smells too Red to me,
too hot,
too warming climates
and pathological landscapes
of dissonant dismay;
lack of commitment to health care,
mental health care,
climate health care,
economic health care,
because anti-ecological lack of AnimaMundi
sacred caregiving and receiving.

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Reasons for Seasons

Honey.
A question.

One?

For now.
Subject to chain-reaction change.

As long as we’re clear
about our lack of restraining rules.

Quite so, dear.
I’m wondering about that line
“Jesus is the reason
for the Season.”
What was the reason
before JesusSeason?

I mean,
Joseph and Mary
and their parents,
What was their reason
for this Season?
Whatever they called early Winter
back in better
and perhaps somewhat cooler atmospheric days?

They had Hanukkah
I suppose.
But it was more of a political victory celebration
and I’m not sure if it was in December.

What about the Solstice
or fertility rights and wrongs
and other confusing
and often bloody industrious
things of that sort?

Solstice maybe.
But fertility and harvest thereof…
Well, doesn’t sound like the reason
for this Season.

Maybe the butchering and harvest part
if you’re in retail
within Christendom.

Or hospitality.

Speaking of hospitality,
didn’t that visit to Bethlehem
have something to do with an end of year inventory
or census
or something about adding things up
and planning for the future?

So the reason
for this Season
was death and taxes?

Maybe sales tax revenues.
They used to count productive heads.
Now we add up business profits
as Sacred Advent
anticipates income tax Season
with dread.

A very warming thought
dearest.

I think we would do better
to sing
Jesus is A good reason
for the Season.

More of a traditional excuse
for blatant commercialism
and collecting taxes from poor people
for most of Christendom
wouldn’t you say?

You’re so cynical
in the morning.
And by evening
comatose.

That’s right dear.
A range of cynical through comatose.

Which probably has something to do with this dark Solstice.

Another reason for Advent Season.

Another question comes to mind.

Of course, dear,
as we both knew,
your curiosity grows insatiable.

What if Gaia
is just another name
for Holy Spirit?

And Holy Spirit
was just another KingJames name
for Spiritus Mundi
of Greek nondualistic nature-spirit mystics
speaking with Rabbinical scholars
over two thousand years ago,
while Jesus listened?

What if a post-millennial
Second Transitional Coming
of Indra’s NetZero Polyphonic Age
was another way of feeling
CoMessianic Sacred Becoming
one Body of continuously Holy EnSpiriting Christendom.

Christ
as ethological reason
for CoMessianic Advent Seasons
gifting grace forward
through Matriarchal Gaian Mundi EnSpiritus.

 

Any good Jewish son,
in historical times and languages of Jesus
the Nazarene,
would know,
If a question of authentic interpretation of teaching,
of Original Intent
of a divine law or teaching,
a nature-spirit rule,
such as a WinWin Golden MultiCulturing Rule,
were to healthy co-arise,
It is a matter of unchanging exegetically orthodox Tradition,
that discerning authorities
turn to Rabbinical lines of the Teacher
in focal point of historical-cultural study.

It might, then, be important to Jesus the Nazarene evangelists
pf truly good ecopolitical news,
to remember Greek nature-mystic nondual philosophies
embraced by pre-industrialized,
AgrarianCentric Gaian EcoSystemic Philosophers
of natural-spiritual polypathic wisdom,

Listening and watching MotherEarth’s
spiraling Win-Win revolutions
and Win-Lose LeftBrain reactionary over-investment
in retributive justice
against egocentric hubris,
and older root degenerative messages

To Lose ecopolitically
predicts to Lose ecologically
throughout post-industrial
Great Transitional
ReStoration
of Original Issues
and Intent,
Ecological Deep LivingWater Meaning
and Sacred Wisdom Ways.

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Living With BiPolar DisOrder

Living With Deplorable Adorables

I know if I say
That reeks, deplorable,
She will only be persuaded
all the more,
That is adorable.

Then I might say
I meant intolerable,
And she will insist
I remain adorable,
with a dismissive smile
toward my alien intolerance
as bigotry.

Then I will remind her
I still deplore,
And she’ll,
I still adore.

And so we go.
Left to our readers,
mentors and leaders,
witnesses,
sainted Elder listening trees
once residents of a virgin forested river bank,
to decide
whether this is a tragically and naturally petty river
of reiterating toxins
or benign family shorthand
for future stand-up spiritual comedy skits.

Skits in which bipolar opposition
to a dualistic patriarchal dominant world
feels also dipolar appositional
longing for bilateral
family-tribal health and safety
ReStoring Win-Win
ReForesting Justice
and nondual Matriotic Peace.

Whether this is more of natural evolution
toward infinite dissonance
through ecopolitical Business As Usual competitions
or a spiritual revolution
of polypathic synergetic cooperation,
for healthier times to co-discern.

C-squared enlightening speed
as also E-fractal-spiral slower-grown wave-linear evolutions
as equivalently polyculturing
Continuous Quality Improvement
predicted by Bayesian (0)DiPolar ClimateTrend Analysis.

(0)Core Prime Relationship
(binomial-bicameral-bilateral double-bound dipolar,
like Yang with Yin)

Like Yang EgoRightWing
with Yin EcoLeftWing
BiCameral Peace Restoring Justice
and not so much Yang ego is way too LeftBrain dominant
double-binding dissonance
against Yin ecologics too RightBrain Oppressed
AntiEconomics As Usual competing intuitions

Equivalent as notmore-notless
traumatic/therapeutic screens
positive for wu-wei tragic/comedic
Therapeutic ReStoring Health

As Cytosine co-arises Uracil,
as OxygenWinds co-arise Hydrogen waves,
as Father’s Invested Sun co-arises Sacred MotherEarth,
as Eternal YangStars
co-arise Gaian Milky-Waving Unities, interdependence,
as Space co-arises bilateral (0)Sum ecopolitically evolving Time

CoBalancing Prime ThermoDynamics
of 4Dimensional RealTime DNA-RNA Solidarity

Strings of fractals
holonic
HolySpirit-Natures,
seasonal fertile polyphonic spiral dancing story-tellers,
regenerative histories
whispering dualdark unreverting becoming understories
before and after
HereYou with NowMe
Win-Win (0)Sum PrimeReGenerative
4D history stages
of health-optimizing polypathic dimensions.

Medicine for ego- and anthro-centric over-investment
in more LeftBrain dominant
RightWing supremacist oppressions,

Like religious fundamentalism
and secular bigotism
against matriotic restorative EarthTribe Sacred PeaceCouncils
evolved from FirstNations
on toward post-millennial restoring EcoJustice Allies,
with therapeutic multiculturing global ecological economics
of virgin forests,
restoring themselves toward healthier
cooperative
enculturations.

I know if I YangLeft say
That reeks, monoculturally horrible,
She will only be YinRight persuaded
all the more,
That polyculturing tension must be adorable.

 

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As Peace is to HealthCare

Trauma comes from violence
as health comes from peace.

Trauma,
and unresolved traumatic memory,
is to health,
as violence,
and unresolved threat of violence,
is to peace.

Western and Eastern cultures of competing traumas
long for cultures of health,
climates of cooperative gratitude
for Earth’s sacred and fertile dualistic Heavenly Grace
and nondualistic EarthNature-ParadiseSpirit Karma.

Hope stresses active therapy.
Despair distresses trauma.
What is absence of hope or despair for you?

Crisis or opportunity?
A potential critical depression event
or opportunity to uncover oppressive Win-Lose competitions
or invitation to recover Win-Win therapeutic co-operations?

Probably all the above.
Which makes it all the more climate critical
to be mindful of who we hang out with
and invest in and vote for,
what voices and messages and stories
we read and watch and listen with,
especially before going to sleep,
and, if at all possible,
again after we wake up
from a full moon’s night
of egotherapeutic full-conscious investment
in RightBrain dominant
restorative rest
in copresent Left with Right
Win-Win comic and cosmic sweetspot dreams
and Lose-Lose ego-punishing tragic nightmares.

Those who still laugh in our sleep together
laugh most restoratively Win-Win.
This seems a healthy therapeutic goal
for growing global peace.

Ego’s interior Universe is Left-Right polypathic
as Eco’s exterior SacredEarth
restores YangSpace = YinSquared-BilateralTime
(0)Soul polyphonic.

These metric equivalency questions
remain important and elegant,
yet obscure and mysterious,
due to unresolved science of bicameral knowledge responses
to spirit-nature issues outstanding;
cultural revolutions of Earth v Heaven
(0)Sum Lose-Lose
and YangEarth restoring YinHeaven
notnot (0)Soul Win-Win
Gaian Matriotic Principles of OctaveLight PolyPhonics.

Sacred Ecological TippingPoints
double-binding good with notnot bad faith,
comedic resonance with notnot tragic dissonance,
winning peaceful healthcare dominance
while losing RightBrain DNA-scripted
ecological
phylogenic
EarthTribal RNA memory repressions
of GoldenRule Solidarity for Peace

is to healthcare and Public CoOperative Welfare
as economic
and political
and personal
and domestic (0)-sum reactive violence
are to climates of continuing disintegrative trauma.

Twittering on toilets
with mutually assured destruction
flush buttons.

 

 

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Preparing Love’s Ways and Means

So, love is good for you?
Not too traumatic?

In a foreplay
Win-Win kind of way,
yes.

Now what?

Maybe some music and stretching?

How about another dance?

Sacred MotherEarth,
you wear me out.

I thought that was your idea.

Well, yes,
now that you are so transparently vulnerable
to remember Prime Relational Taoist Us;
pre-multicultural synergetic
notnot (0)Sum WinWin ecopolitically motivated
toward restorative permacultural
recreative
healthy-wealth design
for home parenting
and school teaching curricula.

And, oh yes,
let’s encourage our science and math
and creative arts
and performance arts kids
to let political civil service residents of the District of Columbia
bicamerally rediscover
this profound difference
and yet appositional nonduaity
between restoring ecojustice
and green polycultural peace outcomes
capable of outshining our current retributive self and other traumatizing
and co-victimizing,
co-criminalizing,
co-terrorizing,
co-secularizing,
co-degeneratively pathological
ecopolitical Business as Lose-Lose (0)Sum DeGeneratively Usual.

Remind our kids
how scary this Climate and Culture of Trauma Story can be,
especially for those already so heavily invested
in wrong patriarchal fake-patriotic AntiEarth
AntiMatriotic
dominating LeftBrain enculturation
imbalance of WuWei Tipping BiCameral Points.

It might actually be easier
to initially communicate with Chinese Taoists,
and maybe North Korean Fascists,
wherever interdependent bilaterally nondual metaphysical systems
have a larger and richer tradition
in nature-spirit mutually dynamic appositions
in Wisdom Literature,
sacred, sometimes mysterious,
parabolic,
quixotic tragicomedy
Left-Right sacred re-acclimations.

Please remind
remaining PreMillennial Taoists,
should you happen to dig any up:
If LaoTse said Nature is Unkind,
then we could only retain ecological integrity
if it is equally Win and notnot Win
that Nature is both kind and notnot Kind
and Spirit is both restoratively grateful
and notnot Earth’s ReGenerative Nature.

Phylogenic form and structure
is to homologous bilateral function
as ecological systemic structural investments
restore ethological bicameral
Original WinWin Intent,
especially under natural-spiritual
Left-Right ecopolitical optimization conditions

Of and for ecotherapeutic restorative democratic
health and education and therapeutic standards
for wealth optimizing
healthy EarthTribe habitats

A Health and Earth Arts and Sciences
restorational EarthTribe School
of and for Sacred MotherEarth
as Holy Spirit-NonDual Nature
CoPresently double-binding
Win-Win Grace with Karma.

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