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Public Sector Predators

I have lately noticed
WinLose bottom-line business competitors
lead within for-profit rabidly accelerating circles
and are not thereby well prepared
to produce effective robust outcomes
in a more WinWin democratic public service role,
elected or appointed.

I have further noted
general decline of original democratic public servant roles,
revolutionarily replaced by a competing public predator CEO role,
pirating political powers
to better hoard aristocratic economic rewards.

This has been the stuff of history,
fall of Empires,
but also for-profit failing corporations.

It is these latter corporate failures
even beyond more nakedly protected democratic losses,
where authority of position
includes authority to continue employing others
in your jail,
or setting lowly employees free
to market themselves elsewhere,
for democratic enriching profit
or for self-serving quarterly producing profits
for absent short-term disinvested owners
and their equally self-serving managers,
Colossus Trumpians, I suppose,
rather than the old school
public servant model.

Living in a self-seeking climate of growing pathology,
where schools neither mentor nor bother to even lecture
the socially cooperative primacy of mutual service,
grace of gratitude both given and received,
for civic responsibilities growing into interdependent authorities,
nor are parents necessarily skilled leaders
of mutually cooperative WinWin
ecopolitical skill-set development.

For these reasons,
and probably far remedially more,
it seemed right and normal,
good and proper,
that the best cooperatively judicious diplomats
of and for public policies and government procedures,
whether self-governing or also other-governing,
would be those with public servant sector backgrounds,
rather than private predative sector unforgiven foregrounds,
understories of evolutionary Might Makes Right.

Yet this model of competing ruthless leadership
just now appears a Commons lowering denominator
for both public and private sectors,
for more multiculturing cooperative wisdom.

It should be no more a surprise
to a U.S. President
that Presidents do not have unmitigated autonomous powers
of information disclosure
nor of information fabrication,
of energy sharing and conserving
nor of energy hoarding for further self-investing
even further autonomously unmitigated authorities
of revenge and competing egomanias,
than surprise to a CEO
of any healthy cooperatively-managed corporation
where private sector mutual service
and mutually subsidiary authorities
are co-responsibilities of all
who breathe and think maturely,
speak and listen democratically,
with heart beats
both diastatic wealthy
and systolic healthy,
both full and empty of ego/eco-viral powers,
mutually grateful
for all who live and laugh
midway between fully is and yet not yet.

Public private servants,
consuming no more relational powers
than we can individually and collectively reproduce,
replace,
recycle.

Because we elect and normally appoint
Public Servants
based on their prior experience
as Private Predators,
wealth and power accumulating hoarders
at their capital top
bucks stop here
in this pirate place
my allies and I have bought and sold for,
I am learning
that we don’t public service get
what we do private sexist and racist and elitist pest
invest in.

Application forms
and ballots
all seek WinWin caregivers,
too often counted and selected
by WinLose bully Presidents,
wearing Chief Executive Officer hats
rather than carrying Lead Servant Mentor portfolios.

Legislators and judges
educators and parents
achieve more wholesome outcomes
by remaining students of deep ecological listening
than by becoming teachers
of Ayn Rand’s egocentric economics
for antisocial climbers.

 

 

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Two-Edged Blades

A blade of grass
produces health
in annual balancing equivalence
to consuming soil and sun’s wealth.

A human child
given Earth’s sufficiencies,
produces robust health
by consuming soil and sun’s captures
and re-investing wealth
out into this child’s multiculturing exterior.

A wise humane Elder
given Earth’s sufficiencies
and given trust of responsible authority
by a democratically cooperative polity,
Also aspires to produce healthy outcomes
within that community
in balancing proportion
through consuming soil and sun’s captured resources,
re-invested in proportion
to this year’s metabolic wealth,
and to last year’s producer reimbursements,
nurturing future ecosystemic health,
and to each next generation’s producers,
nurtured by this wise care
of Earth’s wealthiest Elders.

A wise, and yet child-like, blade
consumes economic health
to produce cooperatively synergetic political wealth.

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Bodhisattva Generationalists

“Systems ecology recognizes that stable conditions
give advantage to highly specialized [yet cooperative] species,
but that changing conditions
favour species known as [cooperative] generalists
that can adapt to different food,
habitat,
or [and] other factors.” David Holmgren, Permaculture, p. 63

Socially healthy humans
have become
and come from
cooperative generalists
as we remain communication generalists
as we articulate being and becoming
healthy-wealthy regenerative generalists,
acting co-redemptively cooperative,
which economists define as co-invested cooperative,
and Christians delineate as co-redeemer cooperative politics,
which is also co-messianic,
which is also Earth’s EcoMessianic Vocation
to become fully humane,
among Earth’s Beloved MultiCulturing Communities,
cooperatively owned
and Golden Rule governing
as One CoMessianic Body.

Perhaps it is the ecological conclusion of PermaCulture Design
to believe in Earth and all inhabitants thereof
as One Messianic Body
as also well captured in the Bodhisattva nurturing tradition,
and other religious stories and themes
in which humans are seen as most fully human
as we become actively cooperative co-redeemers;
a people,
and individual persons,
who are of people now gone
who are for people and all creation here and not yet here
on Earth,
to co-invest,
co-redeem our grace as WinWin cooperators,
and not so much competitive divestors of capital treasures
hoarded for individualistic futures
or even for one’s own direct patriarchal//matriarchal line
of future co-regenerators.

Seen this way,
this One Body Messianic
includes all those exposed to wisdom teachings,
whether scriptural
or mentored by healthy Elders,
and, even better,
by both,
living within Earth’s natural-spiritual multiculturing Beloved Communities.

Meanwhile,
whether using a secular LeftBrain lens
or a sacred Elder RightBrain frame of BothAnd
bilateral heuristics,
we have and are two types of ecopolitical beings,
and becomings,
both socially cooperative
and anti-socially competitive.

We host daily and nightly lives
lived and dreamed
somewhere in-between all Yin Cooperative
and all Yang MonoCulturing.

But, redemption
remains in appositional tension with competition’s divestment,
regardless of which economy
you choose,
and has chosen you.

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Becoming PolyPathic

To become polypathic should feel regenerative, good, positive,
maybe even beautiful, graced,
like we are inviting only the positive karmic stuff of Earth
and humanity.

Pathology, on the other hand, is degenerative,
negative antipathy,
it is reductive.

While health, fed by consistently good sensory-neural nutrition,
is regenerative,
positive empathic trust;
it is inductive–
which is double-bind notnot deductive,
degenerative,
negative.

A polypathic double-negative
regeneratively inductively feels
like it could only equal a polynomial positive,
as notnot equals yes.

So regenerative life becomes equivalent to notnot fully degenerated death,
yet.

PolyPathology is the ecopolitics of how these two are
and are not
equivalent normative-descriptive
and ethical-prescriptive
positive WinWin values
and notnot double-binding LoseLose disvalues,
empathic trusts and anti-pathic distrusts,
with multiculturing-creolizing Tipping Points
of polypathic equilibrium in-between,
midway YangLeft and YinRight.

Paths,
to science and religion and philosophy,
share one bilateral nature/spirit
dynamically nutritional health/pathology,
ecology,
ethology,
theology,
one bicameral Way,
BothAnd bilateral truths,
multiculturing-acclimating-creolizing lives,
dipolar co-arising Tao,
Sacred Evolutions of EarthAcclimation
and YinFlow ReVolutions of ReAcclimation-Reversion.

You can imagine how the monocultural surface and interior of both sun and moon
appear and sound and feel,
hot and cold and airless.

But,
can you imagine how the multicultural surface and color-drenched soils of Earth
would so miraculously appear
and longingly sound
and polypathically feel
green and blue and ultra-violet,
dark and light,
neither too hot or cold or airless to survive
and potentially thrive,
as regeneratively viewed from either sun or moon?

Can you reweave this muticulturing miracle
of cooperatively owned and managed climate
for breathing in self-acclimating Yang
to breathe out re-acclimation of our WinWin-YinYin LightSquared-Fractal
re-investing Earth,
home,
ego/eco-conscious CenterCommons,
full-color violet transcendent denseblack/whitelight octaves
of fertile ergodic nutritional rhythms,
patterns ecopolitical notnot pathological?

If so,
then you,
like any creature capable of seeing both sun and moon,
and imagining how Earth’s regenerativity would feel fertile by comparison,
are well on our way of reweaving healthier cooperative climates
of polypathic WinWin consciousness.

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The Best Way To Go

When I was a new seminarian
I had a favorite parish priest mentor
who told me the best way to die
is while having an orgasm.

I wasn’t sure if I could ask
why he was so exclamatory sure
of his nakedly compromising position.
I did not really know him all that well,
although he seemed to be a swell up kind of Father.

Perhaps I looked a bit nervous
because he hastened to reassure me
the reason he is enamored of orgasms,
of diastatic experience,
is because they transcend our language boundaries
between Eros and Agape.

Orgasms are ecstatic climatic events,
warm full-bodied memories
of mindbody interdependence,
of holistic cooperative ecopolitics within
every organ and cell,
muscle and happy little ego-subsystem
groaning out this profoundly universal Yes!
with both LeftBrain audio-visual Eros
and RightBrain universally interdependent
neural-sensory climate of Agape.

I didn’t know what to say to this bicameral-sexual therapy.
But, if this is an option for how to die,
it does sound like the only good one I have ever heard.

So I said that.
And then my mentor suggested I go home
and practice
living that same way.

Note: To Fr. Gary Kennedy, who is not on the Catholic Church’s Great Wall of Shame, yet also not on the Church’s Great Wall of Patriarchal Wisdom, where he might more ecstatically reside. With warm gratitude.

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Women’s Wisdom Walking Councils

I know you invited the Brothers to side-line along,
but only if we are here to listen;
Don’t speak.

Yet I may have credential for qualifying voice.
For I, like some of you,
know what it means to develop cooperative,
too often dissonantly competing,
multicultural enriching relationships
with our African-American husbands and lovers.

Sons and daughters of enslaved Elders,
with responsibility to multiculturally nurture our mixed-race Other children,
some with mental and physically challenged mindbodies,
replete with Left and RightBrain dominant/suppressed confusions,
disabling appositional,
disorienting,
dissonant marginalizations and appetites,
yet sharing health and safety cooperative ecopolitical rights
to therapeutically healing touch and sound
of bicamerally balancing,
bigenderal,
both matriarchal with patriarchal
Left, but ecoRight listening,
curious,
hungry
for Wise BiLateral Council Society,
cooperative both-anding
our WinWin wu wei march
with co-evolutionary freedoms to and from.

From where I stand
and march in breath-rhymed pace,
we together hear our own silent resonant march
with Brother Martin Luther King, Jr,
Doctor of revolutionary journeys with his Elders,
Brother Mahatma Gandhi
walking East/West
armLeft with armRight W.E.B Du Bois,
Doctor of his enslavement co-redemption health and safety
evolutionary maturation story,
personal,
familial,
national extended family,
EarthTribe ecological-global full-extending family,
back to shared RNA root systemic regenerative balance
and forward to future regenerators of multicultural polypathic
climate health.

No Women’s Wise BiCameral Council
would hope to leave such nutritious me-too Voices
of regenerate echoing history
for freedom from patriarchal enslavement,
freedom toward matriarchal nutritional cooperative deep ecology,
PatriarchalEgo-Left with Matriarchal EcoRight mindbody
polypathic ego/ecoconsciousness of past through future
health and safety NatureSpirit Holonic Balance,
resonating reiterative SpaceTime Revolutions,
(0)-Soul bilateral Voices,
Yang DualDark Brothers,
born of Yin
Feminist-Matriarchal
diastatically enriching Wombs.

Marching with all of this our genetically shared WinWin Above,
both-and cooperative Creolizing (Dr. Jane Anna Gordon)
transubstantiating
transliterating ecological linguistics (G Lakoff, Political Mind),
with Creolizing Political Theory,
about W.E.B. Du Bois, ecopolitical scientist,
adding marginal side-line listening notes
and wonder speculations
of and for WinWin regenerative Wisdom Marching Councils:

“…[I]t is a mistake
to frame all [health and safety] problem-driven work
as necessarily answering and serviceable
to [LeftBrain Dominant-Commodified] corporate imperatives.
After all, what of the work of Frantz Fanon
or W.E.B. Du Bois
[and even Buckminster Fuller’s cooperative bilateral Synergetics,
for that matter]?”

“With Du Bois,
his framing of African Americans as a unique social scientific opportunity
[with wisdom-marginalization ecopolitical deep ecology learning
as positive-deviant opportunities with authoritative ecopolitical responsibilities]–
to study the emergence of a [degeneratively bought and sold] race
born of [marginalized, LeftBrain dominant ego-patriarchal] displacement,
coerced [regenerative] intermixing,
[co-engendered] slavery[-MasterWhiteMale/Suppressed-FeMale]
and then [emerging ecopolitical] emancipation.”
[multiculturing
bicameral issues
of Global EnSlaved/PatriarchalMaster climates
and ecopolitical landscapes
of not always so WinWin healthy]

“led not only through his monumental thousand-page,
‘The Philadelphia Negro [ReGenesis of multiculturing regenerativity]’
to the development of the field of urban [ecological ecopolitical] ethnography
(including the generation of previously nonexistent census [eco-systemically evolving self-regenerative] data)
but to a uniquely New World [mindbody nondual ecological] form
of [sacred/secular integrity,
evolutionary WinWin nutritional] sociology.”

“Ironically,
his [ecotherapeutic] efforts
to disclose and illuminate the [healthy] workings
of modern [nutritional multicultural] racialization
enabled him to produce
a creolized [ecopolitically RightBrain matriarchal-feminist YinYin=WinWin nurturant Flow (Lakoff and Csikszentmihalyi)] study
of [regenerative/degenerative] complex [ecopolitically bilateral] societies
that added to classical European [LeftBrain Patriarchal EgoDominant] concerns[egoLeft-ecoRight appositional therapies of health/pathology consciousness] of [segregated-supremacist] class,
secularization [dominance over matriarchal-sacralization of nurturing governance],
[LeftBrain Dominant] rationalization,
and [RightBrain health and safety potentials for cooperative polycultural holistic civil rights discerning] bureaucracy,
particularities of the [health/safety cooperative eco-polycultural] plantation
and its complex [regeneratively nutritional/enslavement-toxic] aftermath.”

“Unlike his contemporaries
who tried in making their sociology [LeftBrain deductive dominant] rigorous
[but not also RightBrain health-wealth WinWin cooperative flow-optimized]
to make it un-[ecologically health-balancing]American
[deep-bilateral learning experiential of both Left/Right nutritional ecological balance toward climates of multiculturing health–
not monoculturing enslaving LeftBrain YangDominant pathology],
his writing continues to be available in print
and read in [LeftBrain WesternWhite USA Patriotic/Nationalistic Dominant] classrooms.”

And available to be heard within these liminal narrow-way boundaries,
shadow-marching resonant yet enthymematic silent-mindful sidelines
of historic Women’s PolyPathic Wisdom Marching Councils.

Everything King
and Gandhi
and Du Bois
and Gordon
and Lakoff
and Fuller
and Czikszentmihalyi
learned through matriarchally diastatic ecopolitics
they absorbed first
through their Wisdom Walking Wombs,
defying dissonant talking Tombs.

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Conserving Enlightening Systems

“Overcoming misleading [economic and political] metaphors
that are physically [naturally, ecosystemically, phylogenically] in [and of]
your [ecological-organic embodied] brain
is never easy.”
George Lakoff, The Political Mind, p. 47

Unless, as Bucky Fulller so synergetically and consiliently,
Yang-confidently and Yin-confluently, suggests,
unless you provide a new and healthier cooperative analogical system.

EcoPolitical red conservative fundamentalist Orthodox exegetes
of Tradition-never-changes
speaking through EcoLogical ultra-violet PostModern radical embryonic Mother’s EarthTribal regenerative reverence
for ever great and even small nutritional transitions
toward ecological ecopolitical healthy wealth.

Finding
reuncovering
remembering
religioning our ultra-violet ecopolitical model
of matriarchal embryonic diastatic revolutions
as routinely continuous prayer.

Noticing
full health of resonant octaves
echoing reiterative wonder,
confluence,
contentment regaining nature-spirit nondual spectrals,
animating color frame climates,
defining divineYang-humaneYin double-boundary margins
co-investing
co-arising healthy-wealthy ecopolitical ultra-violet outcomes.

Reverence
is our humane response
to LeftBrain surprise
rediscovering conservationist red-love
for blue organic-integral green living
ultra violetly.

Rainbow octaves of regenerative intent,
all we offer to burn on Patriarchal God’s alter,
modeling ecopolitical cooperative returns
for double-fractal octaves of wise mystery
through which we utra-violetly live
our species’ Common timeless Paradise Dream.

Routine and ritual and religion
lead into and out of exegetical swamps.
Simple eisegetical resolutions
are only those cooperatively in-between
notnot pathological,
too red-too blue
co-arising ultra-violet fusion
conserving multiculturing polypathic progressive
revolutionary evolutions
of routine struggle with co-arising nonduality,
egoLeftRed Dominance revisiting ecoRightBlue EcoPolitical-Integral Depressions, DisInvestments, DeCompositions.

Earth is no longer red monocultural YangEgo Dominant,
vertical-only nutritious.
Our PostConservationist ecological direction
remains both Patriotertical
and Matriot-BiLateral Integrity;
thermodynamic balance of routine deep-religioning ritual,
Sabbath days and recreational Winter Moon Enlightening nights.

Our healthwealth Ta(0) Way
is always Yang-vertical Red
eco-passionate with Yin bicameral
ultra-violet EcoPolitical Wisdom,
co-spiraling nature-spirit
co-messianic actors and speakers and nutritional listeners,
digesters and producers of positive health
and negative pathology
we conservationally climb red verticals
to progressively fall across ultra-violet collateral,
spiraling ecological octave frequencies, dialectals
emerge polypathic struggle with SacredPatriarchal Orthodoxology,
yet never struggling against Nature’s Matriarchs.

Routine uphill struggle,
RedYang/YinBlue CoEmbryonic Nurture
equipoised right-now balancing co-gravity,
routine multiculturing thermodynamic octaves
fusing within ultra-violet noticing
(-.-)0-squared fractal
as C-squared spirit of light’s 4D linear form
as E-squared timeless dualdark nature-spirit
notnot exforming double-fractal DNA-octaves
4D PostModern RealTime prime(0)relational
health as also wealth
(0)soul-sum-core function.

Our multicultural idea of a chosen natural-ecological species
does not imply teleological preference
for a Yang-supremacist people
rooted in separatist Traditions
discriminating between and among multiculturally polypathic individuals,
tribes,
family branches
within history’s regenerative fertile Tree
of DNA/RNA fractal-octave Solidarity.

AnthroYang Ego is not superior,
not chosen,
but co-invited by Elder RightBrain symbiotic Goddess
of Earth’s regenerative health-flow,
graced karmic song and dream dance
of nondual Yang/Yin
Red/Blue
ultra-violet co-arising.

UltraViolet (0)sum centers
are not a healthwealth quality exclusive to ecologically languaged species;
rather co-mentoring
co-redeeming relationship
between LeftBrain Dominant people
and embryonic RightBrain Matriarchal EnSpirited
Gaia-Earth.

Wisdom’s polypathic exegesis
is Gaia-Earth’s nutritional invitation
of and for Patriarchal LeftBrain Man.
Wisdom Literature,
scripture of felt co-empathic experience,
narrates PatriarchalGod of History’s approach
to incorporate His matriarchally nurtured regenerative-flow
toward timelessly CoMessianic post-modern EcoPoliticians,
a cooperative co-investment
rooted within our ecopolitical cathedral of Earth-Matriarch,
embryonic-diastatic Bodhisattva Gaia.

We are YangRed Gods
and YinBlue Goddesses together
ultra-violetly nutritional
sensing humanity’s full octave multicultural climate health potential
through our humane-divine bicameral polypathic fractal-mirror lenses,
full-octave DNA/RNA Solidarity,
ecological processing timeless P = N(NP)
YangRed/YinBlue-Green
YinYin ultraviolet WinWin,
Ego InterdependentRed Nature
co-spiraling revolutions with
Eco VirginalEmpty Blue Spirit,
ultra-violet routine,
full-octave conservationist-progressive rituals
dualdark
BlackHole (0)soul exformation binomials,
WinWin prime relational
eco-prayer assumption
of regenerative health evinced,
faith in hope octaves seen,
nutritionally smelled and tasted,
ingested
and interdependently produced
nature-spirit dynamic ritual;
secularLeft ecological
with sacredRight ecopolitical
RedNature and BlueSpirit
become ultra-violet WinWin EgoRed/EcoBlue climate health,
inside as outside,
spirit as nature,
ego as eco-integral,
as Earth below,
so MoonLight Paradise co-arising above.

Winter MoonLight of hibernation,
winner of ultra-violet conservationist progress,
Best Practice for modeling revolutionary polypathic co-enlightenment.

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Biological Enlightenment

First off,
this is not pick on George Lakoff day
because I love his Political Mind like a brother.

BUT,
yes,
you knew that was coming,
so let me change it right now

AND,
yes, much of the proletariat-patriarchal Enlightenment Era
of the 1700s was weighted toward Transcendence,
so, yes, a tendency toward disembodied,

AND YET,
if we look toward the more bourgeois-matriarchal sector,
especially all those disenfranchised women birthin’ babies,
but also other disadvantaged perspectives of Enlightenment,
these were very much about natural, healthy regenerative richness,
perhaps erotic wonder and climatic awe,
rather than some spiritual experience
more high-brow agapic,
yet no less,
perhaps even rather more,
integrative flow-abundant
embodied
co-mentored and empathically communicated
reverent and sacred enlightenment,
however democratically common
as our universal experience
of diastatic enlightenment
nurtured within a matriarchal integrative womb
rather than embryonically formed
from a patriarchal transcendent penis.

I don’t think red-neck conservative Republicans
are any less interested in,
or committed to,
or capable of,
healthy enlightening polypathic experience
than are progressive Ivy League academic Democrats,
although I do think that those who have healthier nurtured
integrative communication between LeftYang and RightYin hemispheres
are better at finding the WinWin cooperatively enlightening opportunities
while avoiding unnecessary disembodied pitfalls of WinLose choices
suboptimizing regenerative potential
to experience more positive enlightenment-flow power
rather than more cognitive-affective dissonance,
mistrusting antipathies.

These tend to be those
for whom LeftBrain enculturation dominance,
supremacy,
has been less kind than RightBrain’s matriarchal nurturance.

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Opposites of Decadence

How you think about the life you are evolving
at this stage of your continuing maturation
you might best measure
with how you feel about each day
you wake up to unfold
within Earth,
among your Earth Tribes of sometimes cooperative
sometimes felt too competitive
climates of ego- balancing primal eco-consciousness.

Abraham Heschel
the last of a long line of eminent Jewish scholars and prophets
watched as his own shared ecoconsciousness of Earth’s potential for Sabbath
was exterminated by elitist anthrocentric fascism,
a fascism that preached ultimate loyalty to family and homeland
and yet had no room for all of Earth’s Tribes within this separatist stand,
forgetting, ignoring our primal eco-home land as shared Earth
and her healthy climates
still struggling to this day
to absorb unhealthy competing subclimates of despair
decadence
we continue to wake up to
on far too many of our at-home unSabbathed mornings.

“We are concerned for what is happening all over the country:
so many broken homes,
disintegrated families,
alienated boys,
runaway girls,
parents in despair,
teachers in disgust.
It is a serious malaise,
and let us not deceive ourselves…
At a time when the institution of the family is in distress
and under attack,
it is important to be reminded
that the home [eco-Earth] remains the finest model
of human living
and the [extended EarthTribe] family–
the finest form of fellowship
[cooperatively eco-political].”
Heschel

Where is this day
to which each of us ecoconsciously awakens
each day of our cooperatively shared,
listened to as well as spoken,
days and nights revolving Earth’s sacred reverent time together?

Balancing our individual ego-identities
with Earth’s eco-regenerative intent,
Left with Right,
Yang with Yin,
awakening to maturity of mutually cooperative integrity
as holy as Heschel’s Earth as extended family Sabbath,
imperviously eternal against the climate pathology threats
of narrow-minded
anthrocentric
supremacy of reified Ego identity.

Whose day awakens you?
Is it only yours?
Could it also become for all of us?
CoOperating EarthTribe Revolutions
as Sabbath’s climate co-therapy together?

What day awakens regenerative co-messiah you
into Earth’s cooperatively sacred ecopolitical home
of Sabbath Climate Health?

Probably not so much decadent fundamentalist-supremacist
LeftBrain uber-totalitarian testosteroned dominance;
apparently the merely logical conclusion
without further RightBrain ecoconscious maturation,
steeped in Earth as polypathic regenerative Sabbath.

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Santa’s Unseemly Parade

Santa arrived on our street yesterday
spewing considerable exhaust
while riding atop a parade of firetrucks and vans,
floodlit like a nativity display at night,
full sirens and blaring Christmas carols
competing for my Fetal Alcohol daughter’s rapt attention.

Santa rolls at stately parade pace,
while ever more impatiently
my troubled daughter jumps and eagerly awaits to pounce.

For me,
much too soon
Santa spots her leaning out our screen door,
disembarks with great royal dignitary pace
to walk the long quest for prey
on our front porch.

As I feared,
after an unconvincing HoHoHo?,
without waiting for introductions,
Santa goes straight to his task at hand:
What do you want for Christmas, little girl?

I don’t know
Haven’t thought about it.
I’m sure it’s not a stinky and loud Santa parade.
Anyway, I’m still working on what I’m giving for Christmas.

That’s awesome.
I don’t hear a lot of that.

It’s not awesome!
It’s complicated!
My dad said I should only give gifts that by giving them
I will also receive more gifts.

I’m not sure I have any gifts like that.
Last year you asked for an American Girl doll.

Yes, but this year I’m working on giving American Princess me,
instead of settling for your plastic dolls.

Won’t you need costuming and make-up
to become the All American princess?

You would think so,
but my dad says they don’t meet his gift-it-forward
to receive back rule.

So what do you think you’re going to get,
or give,
or both, I guess?
although Santa’s feeling confused about co-redemptive gifts,
and I do still have far to go.

And you left your truck idling.
I’m leaning toward kindness,
’cause princesses are always kind,
but my dad is asking for greater wisdom,
which is something he actually does need.
And I know you don’t have any to offer
or you wouldn’t begin and end Christmas
by asking people what they want,
instead of asking us what we have to give
that might make life feel a little less snarky
come New Year’s Day.

Santa returned to his royal firetruck
somewhat faster than he had arrived
on my wise American princess daughter’s front porch.

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