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Interview With A Narcissist

I need to know
if you have seen
or heard anything from me
or about me
that would cause you to hesitate
to hire me full-time
for the next sex worker
and spiritual director
and financial co-investor
position

Opening up
on your personal
and political empowerment team.

I would also like to know
if you have seen and heard,
tasted and smelled,
felt and touched
anything positive
compelling
engaging about me

That would discourage you
from firing me
from my current part-time position
enabling your fears of losing me
to some better
bigger
more powerful,
possibly even somewhat more enlightened
and less angry,
narcissist.

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ReGenerative Health Systems

In Regenerative Design,
dialectical cooperative contrasts
need not also mean
suspiciously diabolical
competitive win/lose opposition
to our own internal RightWing
self-righteously
kinda venomously
prejudiced inside ego-supremacist
voices.

In Regenerative Communication,
sometimes questions
are expressed as peace-intended
hypothetical Truth Statements,
awaiting sacred polycultural transubstantiation
through healthcare giving and receiving
solidarity

Of a global multicultural full-spectrum
wellbeing value system
for cooperatively unitarian co-investments
in uncovering copassionate win/win
universal peace questions.

What is the sacredly felt difference
between integral revolutionary integrity
cooperatively co-investing economics
v. democratic healthy politics
of a restorative justice empowering
EarthView?

Can we compare distinctions
without natural/spiritual differences?
Indifferent LeftBrain
recognizing RightBrain musical
enlightenment,
personal enbrighten nest,
contextual mono v polycultural
co-protagonist messianic responsibility
for diminishing
segregating win/lose
PatriCapitalist history

Mentally and spiritually disabling,
overpowering unease
ignoring depressed
neglecting disabled suppressed
mis- and dis-trusting victims
of LeftBrain dominant
RightBrain contextual wellbeing repression

Of needs for polycultural engagement,
solidarity songs
and courageous
curiosity stands.

Bodhisattva ecofeminists
share our win/win cooperatively coinvested potential
to heal disabling
depressing
wounding LeftBrain prejudice
prehistorically against
indigenous bicameral
natural/spiritual
nondualistic
panentheistic
dialectical
ego/ecosystemic wellbeing

Felt as Golden Rule
eco/theological
natural/spiritual
body/mental health wisdom

Full nondualistic dipolar spectrum
bicameral Left/Right prominent
interdependent win/win anticipation
too often thwarted climax
by lack of dialectical
co-arising polynomial/polycultural
dipolar interdependence
infusing balance
bipartisan co-engaging

Becoming globally shrill
disabling
wounding non-chill
dissociative
secularized
wounding win/lose prejudice
against right hemispherical
contextual
spiraling win/win co-intelligence

Is like believing our best
intuitive serotonin/dopamine confluence
is not predicted
by noticing 4-harmonic decibel
dialectical fractal strength
of gospel sung chords
in well-deep solidarity

With each discrete 4/4 temperate
rhythmic patterned octave
measuring copassions
metric ageless
co-invested beats

Without also noticing
most of our right hemisphere interdependent feeling
narrative is written in circular
spiraled musings,
reweaving relationships
of fluid win/win
co-empathic consciousness

In and out
flowing integrity’s indigenous well
swell of panentheistic sacred felt
passion stories,
narratives,
anthems,
psalms of diminishing
and augmenting harmonic flow
trends

Felt positive healthy win/win
wellness experience
anticipating climax therapeutic resonance
happy endings of sacred floating
transcendent
trauma-healing ceremonies

Which recognize
the developmental keys
to healing RightWing
wounded
reactionary
defiant emphatic child issues
anxious about leftbrain dominant
Straight White
normatively predative privilege
PatriCapitalist miserably oppressive
disabling trauma must lead to lose/lose war
divisive

Invites muses to win/win cooperatively re-cognize
then in-vite
then engage
then cooperatively co-invest
in dialectical therapeutic flow
of sacred music voice
functions of prehistoric fire circle
starlight
full moon lunar
co-relational
copassionate
co-investing communion
communal choice
of universally compassionate health movement
invoking fertile wealthy dance,
full bodied
co-empathic wellbeing

In ReGenerative Outputs
we may bilaterally notice
Either/Or secular reductions
and Both/And sacred inductive
co-relationships
co-arising health/wealth resolving
co-investments through cooperative win/win
dialogue in-between what is truly
personally,
and publicly,
and Whole OpenSytemically
Earth’s soul-full healthy climate,
not dissonantly degenerative

But more wealth of sacredly integral potential
living regenerative outcomes

EarthSytemic
resilient
economic/political
ecofeminist
song and dance
restorative just
healthiest and best
co-invest practices review.

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ReSolving Spirals

My RightBrain disconnected
oft neglected
cerebral gooey problem
is an up front noticing
then forgiving
part of LeftBrain rebalancing
then reconnecting
natural/spiritual
noncompetitive dual-
patriarchal-
capital-
bipartisan-
bipolar-isms

Over riding
striding nondualistic
nonviolent
co-passionate eco/theo/dia-logical
indigenously panentheistic
resonant experience

Detoxes statically
statistically
three dimensional
dominantly predative
systematic
monotheistic disempowering
monopolistic unenbrightening
monoculturally dull and frightening
transcendent
non-fractal prime dimensional
fourth revolutionary
spiraling regenerative
extending health
wealthy logic

Not so sunny
or funny
as inter-religiously green
polyculturally woke
and multiculturally seen
LeftBrain healthy identity resilient
is also
RightBrain wealthy integrity
resonant

Best praxis
dipolar co-arising axis
for spiritual muses
of co-passionate natural music

For regenerating EarthTribal health
is also
resiliently felt safety
wealth

BiCamerally intelligent
therapeutic re-solving integrity
more peacefully elegant
for great therapeutic
win/win co-passionate potential

As found
sadly unwound
in original RightBrain disconnected
and neglected problems,

Prickly deductive wealth
engaging gooey inductive health
newly just now rewound
more elegantly profound.

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Mother Eartha’s Therapeutic Choice

I have an inside Mother Eartha Voice
which She would prefer
to keep hidden
given any cooperatively healthy
democracy choice.

Mother Eartha
does not necessarily trust
the sexy grace
and beauty
of all Her StraightWhiteMale
potential Allies

College educated
but RightBrain contextually
environmentally
straight white privileged
tone deaf

Unaware of Her
inter-connecting
inter-religious
panentheistic
paradigmatic
compassionately co-invested
therapeutic
dipolar co-arising
spectacularly unsurprising

BiLaterally systemic intelligence
dialogical
non-combative
non-violent
co-passionate dialectical structures

Wherein LeftBrain conscious
mending and amending effects
follow RightBrain healing
safe health feelings

Stem
from biochemical roots
of Win/Win Trust,
anti-dogmatic Win/Lose MisTrust,
and anti-apartheid
RightWing anthrosupremacist
monotheistic
colonizing chronically anxious
Distrust

DisConnection
from evangelical parental sinners,
business suit
fundamental Either My Dogmatic
StraightWhite PatriLinear Purist Way
or life’s great traumatic
Business As Usual
marginalizing
dissociative
disabling
criminalizing
predative
commodifying
degenerative anxiety

Provoked by RightWing
PatriCapitalist Win/Lose
unhealthy deformative
RightBrain anxious degenerative
traumatizing highways

Do not make the best
healthiest
safest pedagogically therapeutic
bicameral Yang/Yintegral
deep health/wealth listening
restorative justice
bipartisan balancing TaoWays

As yet under-explored
by raspy voiced
StraightWhiteWesternMales
in tweedy academic
and competitive corporate
and commodity misgoverning addictive
alcoholic cycles

StillBirth worshipping
outdated Win/Lose dominant evolutionary theories
justifying society’s punishing violence
as divinely bestowed dogmatic authority
to wear ballistic
monotheistic
monoculturing harmful
capitalistic Business Suits

Of subconsciously disarming despair
confused by why multisensory media
are most nonverbally fluent
affluently well-sung
gracefully danced
True indigenous Win/Win Nature

Dipolar bicameral democracy
equitable interdependence
co-arising co-investing
Mother Eartha’s co-passionate Soul
of bicameral message/media
SecularTruth/SacredBeauty
holonic spirit voiced choice

ReLigiously ReConnected
mysteriously
mythically
musically
operatically
epically revolutionary

As to why EcoFeminist Sacred S/He
would not trust
StraightWhitePatriarchal He
to share our cooperative
co-invested Mother Eartha bed

Or head
or heart
or more root chakra
sacred harmonic
dialectical
dialogical
active dia-thematic
therapeutic parts

Safely good and healthy
for what traumatizes
Mother Eartha’s sacred
diminished
disabled
RightBrain prominently wounded
intuitive mused Voices.

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Women’s AnthroCultural Services

“I didn’t know conversation was an art”

“For a woman, everything is an art”

“I don’t think I want to be a woman”

“Ah, my dear, someone has to do it”

receive It

worship It

seduce It

entertain It

absorb It

tickle It

inflate It

wash It

taste It

distract It

flatter It

accept It…

Note: These four one line quotes from a dialogue between an older and younger woman are extracted from p. 144 of Asha Lemmie’s excellent novel, “Fifty Words For Rain.”

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Still Processing: Please Don’t Wait

Does sacred MotherEarth
too often want to stop
to process Her nuanced feelings?

Does our desecrating Dad
too seldom demand we stop
to consider grace
and win/win gratitude
for creation
as it has systematically developed
to this current post-millennial date?

Revisiting loyalty to Earth’s global systems
of nutritional economics
and cooperative psychological
bicameral enlightenment
of healthy democracy
bipartisan empowerment

Solidarity with RightBrain integrity
restoring EarthJustice
nonviolent ecofeminist
co-invested communication

Deep listening
to identify EarthPatriotic feelings
of safety,
provision,
protection

And more matriotic co-passionate needs
and wants,
felt voices
and thought choices
for healing
from PatriarchalCapitalism
chronic LeftBrain overstressed disorder

Haunted by night mares
ing about feckless EarthMothers
stalled to win/lose process competitions
in autonomous lack
of polycultural communing

Win health to win safe wealth
bicamerally reprocessing
nondualistic thoughts with interdependent feelings.

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Dubious Miracles

My EarthMom used to stand easy
at our kitchen sink,
looking out across our fertile backyard
vegetable garden,

Rising from humbly short
but brilliantly red/green
bodhisattva radishes
inside white but spicy,
not the least bit sweet privileged
and vanilla nonperformance,

To the back soldier rows
of sweet yellow corn,
husky green
and stalky tall
militaristic Northern erections
toward seductive southern sunlight,

While my WaterBearer
SeedPushing
WeedPulling Mom
leisurely savors cold well water
drinking away thirst
from her misty blue metal cup.

One summer hot afternoon event,
yet this time industriously revisited
until deeply worn into sacred meaning,
without turning toward me
or any other optional consumer audience,

She reconsiders the Messiah’s most mysterious miracle,
to her open,
but first and last questing, mind
was turning well water
into wine.

“I’ve tasted patriarchal wine.
I don’t believe it’s an improvement.”

While I didn’t say it,
but I admit thinking it hungrily unfit,
I’m not so sure about those capitalist wafers either.

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Moaning Out Meaning

The meing
and mining
and mowing
and moaning
and meaning of life
could not be so different
for girls and boys,

She and he and s/he speaking indifferent
hearing purpose

Enlightening wealthy spirit mess
empowering healthy nature nest,
polyculturing Earth’s most profoundly beautiful
and resiliently truthful
nonviolent EarthPeace future
empowering health investiture

And sacred enlightening safety
for all EarthTribe duty
regenerating mature
degenerating immature
fighting integrity’s great green
transpositional culture.

Future meaningful prediction
depicting past prehistoric light
and power
and energetic meaning redaction

Of Heavenly boys and Earthly girls,
surfing oceans and organic lands,
raining waters in fertile soil
expiring seeds and inspiring eggs
of bicameral toil

Consciousness of EarthTribe’s meing
mining
moaning for more cooperatively resilient
co-empathic
compassionate post-sacred meaning

Contextually integral
polypathic sensory synergy,
multiculturally cerebral
polymathic energy
in meing
and down mining
and out mowing
and deep moaning
and wide meaning
of love’s co-passioning potential.

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Respecting Hearts Inspecting Minds

When I feel differences
between respected wisdom
and inspected knowledge
becoming invisible,

When I discover transparent distinctions
between rightbrain easy Awe
and leftbrain articulating Wonder,
with or without flavors of unease
between invisible time
and distinguishable space,

Then I here and now believe
we are all in deep climatic trouble
when patrilinear capital competitions
dissociate Yang strong knowledge
from Yintegrity’s potential,
Western knowledge
divorced from Eastern wisdom,
deductive information
severed from inductive systemic needs
for bioculturally indigenous reassurance

Dipolar co-arising
universal health knowledge
of unitarian wealth wisdom
devoid of anthro-supremacist
monoculturing
StraightWhiteMale colonizing,
predative,
win/lose competitive
ballistic bias.

Cultural knowledge
without climate wisdom
is like faith
without good-humored works,
resembles invisible enlightenment Here
without empowering compassion Now,
reassembles theological beliefs
without ecological Great Turning experience
of transparent wellbeing knowledge
within healthy multiculturing wisdom.

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Feeling Old and Lost

I noticed just yesterday
while glowering about something else
now already
once again
forgotten…

I seem to have lost my good-sensed humor
along my stumbling
isolating internal say

Toward this red STOP! sign
searching for a different way

To find a new Earth center
for healing active hope,

To sing new scales of joyful
sad sharp focus

Performed more locally
and possibly reformed less reflectively
mesmerized by fame’s monopolistic grope.

This new reselective time
Less silently reserved
Less anxiously depressed
Less repressively suppressed.

Each morning’s dawn warning
to worship at new altars

Renewing robust octaves of communion
encompassing organic green nutrition

To redesign all creatures here below
more positive above
good-humored love
with timeless passions
hilariously sensed together
yet tragically shoved
apart.

If I were not so sweet sixteen
prepared to restart home’s immigration scene
again for my first time,
what would I rechoose to do
becoming compassion’s singing rally
with rainbow hearted allies?

If I were thirty-three,
my age of messianic crossfire
for all to red angry
horrifying see,
what would I choose to resurrect again?

And why would this revoiced
rechoiced healthier community
support potentiating integrity
with more robust good humor
this well-timed passed over
and back around
on sacred wellbeing ground?

If I were twice
my god’s reflective age
revived,
what would we joyously choose
to re-member
as half-life good golden sense
for revolving salvation’s humor?

For this tragic comedy
of tumorous migration
anxiously anticipating
integrity’s full ZeroScores
restoring just right species

All together one predation
praying for exterior relations
more integral summations
than humorless,
silent rumorless
quiet aging absence
of eternal sad-paced mercy,

At least sufficient for noticing,
just yesteryear
while glowering about something else
now already strange sadly queer,
once again forgotten.

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